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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

14.06.2025 21:25

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

{RING} {RING}

After a few moments he returns.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

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Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

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No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Why is (n-1)(n+1)=n^2-1?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Sure no problem officer.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What do you do when your family doesn’t care about you?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

HELLO

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Are narcissists happy people generally?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Yes sir it is.