What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 00:51

After a few moments he returns.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Is it true that LGB should drop T?
Sure no problem officer.
HELLO
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
What happened to your school bully?
{RING} {RING}
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Why do some straight men enjoy wearing women's lingerie?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
What is your opinion about homosexuality? Do you think that it is by nature or a choice?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Yes sir it is.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
If you could go back and rewrite the Legend of Korra, what would you change, and why?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.