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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 04:00
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
How did Trump's ear recover 100% from the "two centimeter wound" we were told of two weeks ago?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Is it okay for me to wear girls’ underwear?
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Where's the Civil War everyone on the left said would happen?
Everyone loved it.
No way
No, not a chance
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Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Why did you choose not to join Mensa?
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
What do people with very high IQs do all day?
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why is blood sugar ranging from 70-180 in a day and checked through a glucometer?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
From 1 to 10, how dark is the Naruto fandom? Why?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
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